VOICE IN. POSTS OUT.
Rant into your phone. Ranté turns it into an post in your voice. You hit post. Your thumbs were never going to keep up anyway.
iPhone. iOS 17+. Free to try.
Typing is friction. Friction is silence. Silence is for people who don't have anything to say.
You have things to say. Constantly. About everything. The bottleneck has never been your opinions. It's been your thumbs.
Ranté removes the thumbs. From the equation. Yours stay attached.
TEMPLATES
Point Ranté at any handle. Or paste a fistful of someone's posts. It reverse-engineers the voice into a template you can use. Identity theft, but legal. Yours could use the help.
THE LOOP
Hit record. Talk for thirty seconds. Or half an hour. Doesn't matter. Ranté transcribes, drafts, runs QA loops, and hands you a post that sounds like you on your best day. You approve. It posts. That's it.
RESEARCH + FACT-CHECK
Flip on context research and Ranté looks up the topic before it writes. Flip on fact-check and it audits every claim after. Be wrong less often. Get Community Noted never.
SCHEDULER
Drop rants into slots. A week out, a month out, whatever. Post now, post at 2am, post when your audience is awake instead of your enemies. Calendar view included. Timezone respected.
PERSONA
Write the style guide. Ranté follows it, word for word. Set the tone. Set the cadence. Set the punctuation rules. Threadify or condense. Strip em dashes on every draft. Whatever you obsess about, Ranté respects. Be unreasonable.
HOW IT WORKS
Talk for as long as it takes. Rambling encouraged.
Ranté hands you a polished draft. Edit, reprocess, or veto.
Now. Scheduled. Or a reply with full context.
EVERYTHING ELSE
REPLY LIKE A BOSS
Paste an URL onto your rant. Ranté reads the original, its attachments, and the linked pages, then writes your response with full context. The reply lands tighter than the post.
One concession: won't let apps post replies or quotes directly. We tee them up in the app, one tap from posted. Not our rule.
SELL YOUR HAUL
A viral post with no pitch is charity work. So we give you auto-plugs. Load yours once, set a delay, and Ranté auto-replies it to every post. Newsletter, affiliate, course, Patreon. Override per template or per rant.
One concession: standalone posts only. Replies and quotes finish in the app, so the plug can't follow.
ADD MEDIA
Photos, videos, GIFs. The post doesn't always have to be the point.
OFFLINE-FIRST
No signal? Record anyway. It syncs the moment you're back. Hot takes don't wait for bars.
FAQ
Ranté is the ghostwriter, not the author. You talk. It transcribes, polishes, and shuts up. You approve. You post. The voice is yours.
